Survivor: Koh Lanta

By: Jennifer | June 22nd, 2009

Aha, I found the rest of it! 7 minutes of glory! I gotta go grab my dictionary.





Category Category: Chamakh, Gourcuff, People

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  • Liss Evil Blue |  June 22nd, 2009 at 6:42 pm

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    Omg Jen U gonna kill me. Tanx for the video again. I really hope u go to heaven.;)

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  • Aditya |  June 22nd, 2009 at 8:05 pm

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    Chamakh would be a perfect match for that model Gourcuff was hanging out with. They are both really skinny.

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  • zambrotta |  June 23rd, 2009 at 9:13 am

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    thank you jen !!! plz do us another favor and translate!!! plzzzzzzzzzz!!!!

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  • Jennifer |  June 23rd, 2009 at 1:18 pm

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    Aditya, I think Chamakh’s real girlfriend is slightly bigger than he is. (At least his gf from a few years back, I have no clue if he’s still with her but I haven’t heard any rumours.)

    If you’re going to wait for me to translate, it’ll be about 5 years. I am seriously bad with my listening skills..

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  • zambrotta |  June 23rd, 2009 at 2:25 pm

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    awwwwww

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  • Gaston |  June 23rd, 2009 at 5:34 pm

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    where can i buy the shirts they are wearing in the USA

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  • Jennifer |  June 23rd, 2009 at 7:12 pm

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    Are you talking about the new kits? (Actually I have no idea what kits you’re talking about, the only thing I’ve heard about kits lately are the new Puma kits that have just been released, and as far as I know they’re only available from the Girondins store in Bordeaux. If you do want to enlighten me specifically, then maybe I might know/be able to find out)

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  • Gaston |  June 24th, 2009 at 8:36 am

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    no the shirts they are wearing in the video

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  • Sophie15 |  June 24th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

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    Hey, I found translations of the highlights of this video on another footy site:

    Host: Among the three of you, is Souley the best at seducing women?
    Marouane: Well it’s not Yoann, that’s for sure.

    During the elimination round:
    Host: Marouane, you’re the last to vote, let’s go!
    Marouane: I’ve decided to eliminate Souley. [to Souley] I’m disappointed, you said I was tightfisted which is not true. You really hurt my feelings, and you owe me a lot of money and clothes.

    If you don’t speak French, have no fear, highlights of the transcript lovingly included below and it’s well worth a read.

    Host: Souley, how do you explain to the other two that every time in the locker room, you keep playing a song everyone hates?
    Souley: Yes, I know, I went a bit too far by playing it and keeping it on repeat and by the end of it, my teammates were fed up with it.
    Host: Honestly, Yoann ?
    Yoann: Oh, no, I actually like this song very much. I’m amongst the players who support Souley when he wants to play it.
    Marouane: I was amongst the players in favor of hiding the CD or breaking it because when it was played during the season, the team played poorly.
    Host: So what did you do?
    Marouane: I hid the CD.
    Host: Marouane, you absolutely must tell me where the CD is.
    Marouane: It’s in my car, actually.
    Host: Can you confirm that it’s not broken?
    Marouane: It’s not.
    Host: Souleymane, tell us what you think of Marouane.
    Souley: Can I tell him? First of all, I’d like to tell you that I don’t love you, but it’s no big deal, we’re not here to love one another. You’re hypocritical, selfish and tightfisted!
    Marouane: Yeah, yeah.
    Souley: Are you saying that I’m a liar? Yo, do you confirm what I’m saying?
    Marouane: Let’s go back to Souley, he is just jealous of my hair.
    Host: Why?
    Marouane: Because he dreams of having a haircut like mine and of putting some gel on his hair.

    Host: Among you three, is Souley the best at seducing women?
    Marouane: Well it’s not Yoann, that’s for sure.

    Host: Marouane, Yoann and Souleymane, it’s time to eliminate one of you. Souleymane, you’re the first to vote. Go on.
    Souley: Marouane, I vote for you because we lost the game against Marseilles because of you. (Marouane scored an OG) I’m still not over that defeat and I resent you for that!
    Marouane: I’ve decided to eliminate Souley. I’m disappointed, you said I was tightfisted which is not true. You really hurt my feelings and you owe me a lot of money and clothes.
    Yoann: So I eliminate Souleymane, because sometimes on the pitch, he attempts to pass the ball with the outside of his foot but he unintentionally kicks it with his toe and it lands in the stands. So for all of these reasons, Souleymane, I eliminate you!

    Host: Souleymane, take you backpack and your torch and step towards me.
    Marouane: Ah, we’re really sorry.
    Host: Souleymane, Marouane and Yoann have decided to eliminate you and their sentence is irevocable. Before you go, you can tell them what you think of this.
    Souley: Well, I was very happy to participate but I’m not surprised by your votes, especially you Marouane, we’ve known each other for two years now, I knew you were a hypocrite. But Yoann, I didn’t know you were the same. [Continues to Yoann] When you were struggling, I was there for you and helped you. And now you decide to follow Marouane, the hypocrite. Don’t count on him to help you. Good luck! I hope one of you will get hurt or fall in a hole!

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  • Sophie15 |  June 24th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

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    well, I must admit that yoann has the nicest eyes but he has the worsest sense of humour of all the 3!!! Marouane and Souley are funnier :D but yoann is cuter + that red piece rag looks good on him xD

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  • Anicho |  June 25th, 2009 at 12:28 am

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    Haha, that’s jokes… “he is just jealous of my hair” and “I knew you were a hypocrite. But Yoann, I didn’t know you were the same.”

    thank you very much Sophie, for that!

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  • zambrotta |  June 25th, 2009 at 8:29 am

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    thank you sophie ur lovely!!!

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